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Princess Molestia is like... iconic in the crossover scene for like, not quite "clop" material. I just HAD to do something because the blog is pretty funny most of the time and... okay lets just face it I love that art style... its like crack for my eyes.


Princess Molestia
Come on over and I'll test ya
You look like you need a helping hoof
You make my love shoot through the roof

Raiser of the sun
But she's got a bum
That makes me wanna run
and make her
I really like her sister
I just wanna frisk her
Royal alicorn's get my jimmies in a twister


So you've lived over 1000 years
But this stallion has got the gear
I know you say you've seen it all
But ohhhh baby I'm kinda tall
On princess I'm on my knees
Let me in your room ooooh baby please.


Maybe I've overdone my self you got me beat
I should have known you'd bring the heat
Princess of the sun you make me swoon
Especially with your giant moon

Princess molestia
You passed the test I gave ya
Now need a helping hoof
My eternal wingboner is the proof


from He Sobs​.​.​. Now He Clops, released May 23, 2012


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Cyril the Wolf Allentown, Pennsylvania

Connor Pelkey is a multi-instrumentalist & vocalist who enjoys creating a wide variety of music. Cyril the Wolf primarily focuses on Metal/Hard Rock with a Progressive slant. Lyrics range from thought-provoking to stories from worlds close to home, and far away. ... more

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